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home :: Humor Wed, 20 Aug 2008Hey Mom! Come see the kittens!
via email Wed, 20 Aug 2008 08:35 /Humor | 3 writebacks | permanent link Sun, 10 Aug 2008Cloned puppies may have exposed 31-year mystery Creme de la strange ... AP - A woman who made news around the world when she had five pups cloned from her beloved pit bull Booger looked very familiar to some who saw her picture: She may be the same woman who 31 years earlier was accused of abducting a Mormon missionary in England, handcuffing him to a bed and making him her sex slave. (link) [Yahoo! News: Top Stories]Sun, 10 Aug 2008 08:30 /Humor | 0 writebacks | permanent link Fri, 08 Aug 2008Very Punny
Check out the whole collection. Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:40 /Humor | 0 writebacks | permanent link Fri, 01 Aug 2008Sumerians cracked world's oldest joke My favorite ancient jokes are the Anglo-Saxon riddles from the Exeter Book - here's a taste: I am a wonderful help to women The answer? It's an onion, of course. Where was your mind! UKTV has published what it claims to be the world's oldest joke - a Sumerian rib-tickler dating back to 1,900 BC which goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap." (link) [The Register]Fri, 01 Aug 2008 07:10 /Humor | 3 writebacks | permanent link Sat, 26 Jul 2008Man shoots his lawn mower, police say OK, so the sawed-off shotgun was a bit extreme, but what guy with a stubborn mower hasn't wanted to do this? A 56-year-old Milwaukee man is accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start. (link) [CNN.com]Sat, 26 Jul 2008 08:47 /Humor | 0 writebacks | permanent link Tue, 22 Jul 2008Pitvertising No comment. An advertising world first has been launched in London - pitvertising. Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:06 /Humor | 0 writebacks | permanent link Tue, 15 Jul 2008100 Snakes Seized: Pastor Arrested OK, forget the ammo - praise the Lord and pass the snakes! The pastor of a Kentucky church that handles snakes in religious rites was among 10 people arrested by wildlife officers in a crackdown on the venomous snake trade. (link) [CNN]Tue, 15 Jul 2008 06:50 /Humor | 1 writeback | permanent link Mon, 14 Jul 2008Baptist church in assault rifle giveaway Amen! Praise the Lord and pass the ammo! An Oklahoma baptist church has insisted it will proceed with its controversial plan to give away an AR-15 semiautomatic assault rifle during a - a move described as "a way of trying to encourage young people to attend the event", according to local KOKO 5 news. (link) [The Register]Mon, 14 Jul 2008 06:52 /Humor | 0 writebacks | permanent link Wed, 02 Jul 2008Toilet-trained chimp on the loose in California Overlawyered has more on this "most litigious chimpanzee in history". A 42-year-old chimpanzee who is toilet-trained and can eat with a knife and fork is believed to be at large in a Southern California forest after escaping his cage. (link) [CNN.com]Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:23 /Humor | 0 writebacks | permanent link Sun, 29 Jun 2008'Mr. Clock Radio' Wakes Up the Horror Hmmm, should I go Yule shopping early? Buyers looking to round out their evil toy collection should make room on the shelf for Mr. Clock Radio, "The Talking Robotic Clock Radio." Mr. Clock Radio will rouse you into grim consciousness with 50 variations of soul-crushing banter and music delivered in his hellish howl from the abyss. (link) [Wired]Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:20 /Humor | 0 writebacks | permanent link Thu, 19 Jun 2008Dino Jesus  What can I possibly add to this? via Hit & Run Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:12 /Humor | 1 writeback | permanent link Menu makeover for Olympics raises eyebrows It seems as though "Chicken without sexual life" has been transformed into "Steamed pullet" ... and no more "bean curd made by pock marked woman". And this is a bad thing? What's in a name? (link) [CNN.com]Thu, 19 Jun 2008 06:48 /Humor | 0 writebacks | permanent link Tue, 17 Jun 20085th severed foot found on Canadian coast Footloose in Vancouver? A five foot crime wave? Or just creme de la strange? A severed human foot was found washed up on an island on the western coast of Canada this week, reportedly the fifth detached foot found in the area in the past 11 months, according to police and local media reports. (link) [CNN.com]Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:33 /Humor | 0 writebacks | permanent link Wed, 28 May 2008Married couple ignores washing and haircutting for 16 years The West has no monopoly on strange ... They never wash their clothes. They wear the same apparel for a year until it becomes damp. Neither do they wash up. 10 years ago, after the market construction, their water pipe dried up. But they decided not to ask anyone to get it fixed. Instead they started to gather rainwater and use it for cooking and drinking. They say they get enough water, because they are very thrifty: they eat and drink once a day, sometimes even less frequently – once a couple of days, and with absolutely no salt. Wed, 28 May 2008 06:24 /Humor | 0 writebacks | permanent link Wed, 21 May 2008Fat People Cause Global Warming, Higher Food Prices This is so patently ridiculous that it has to go into humor - although I daresay the authors wouldn't appreciate it's placement. Two scientists write that obese people are disproportionately responsible for high food prices and greenhouse gas emissions because they consume 18% more food energy due to their greater body mass -- and require increased quantities of fuel to transport themselves and the food they eat. 'Promotion of a normal distribution of BMI would reduce the global demand for, and thus the price of, food,' write the authors, Phil Edwards and Ian Roberts of the evocatively named London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine. (link) [Slashdot]Wed, 21 May 2008 20:01 /Humor | 0 writebacks | permanent link |
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