08 Aug 2010
Monkeys hate flying squirrels, report monkey-annoyance experts

I wonder how one becomes a monkey-annoyance expert?

Japanese macaques will completely flip out when presented with flying squirrels, a new study in monkey-antagonism has found. The research could pave the way for advanced methods of enraging monkeys.

(link) [Christian Science Monitor]

via Dispatches from the Culture Wars

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15 Jul 2010
Report: Teens Using Digital Drugs to Get High

Never heard of this, but I've dealt with some software that got my blood pressure pretty high...

Kids around the country are getting high on the internet, thanks to MP3s that induce a state of ecstasy. And it could be a gateway drug leading teens to real-world narcotics.

(link) [Wired: ThreatLevel]

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06 Jul 2010
What Really Happened in the Gulf?

BP Alien Attack


Lorraine stumbled across this image on a conspiracy forum which claimed (hopefully tongue in cheek, but not obviously so) that there was a massive government coverup of an alien attack in the Gulf of Mexico ... and offered this photoshopped image art as proof.

Need more proof? The forum thread has since disappeared! There! Take that, you skeptics! Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you!

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23 May 2010
From Dung to Coffee Brew With No Aftertaste

Despite my java addiction, here's one cuppa Joe I'll pass by without a second thought - aftertaste be damned...

Costing hundreds of dollars a pound, these beans are found in the droppings of the civet, a nocturnal, furry, long-tailed catlike animal that prowls Southeast Asia’s coffee-growing lands for the tastiest, ripest coffee cherries. The civet eventually excretes the hard, indigestible innards of the fruit — essentially, incipient coffee beans — though only after they have been fermented in the animal’s stomach acids and enzymes to produce a brew described as smooth, chocolaty and devoid of any bitter aftertaste.

(link) [New York Times]

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15 Apr 2010
Sheep in the News - Leaving the Big House Edition

On the lam?

Two Argentinean convicts who escaped from jail evaded capture after disguising themselves as sheep.

(link) [The Telegraph]

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06 Jan 2010
Female toads inflate to avoid sex

Blowing them off?

Female cane toads inflate their bodies to prevent amorous males from maintaining their grasp, say scientists.

(link) [BBC News]

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Police seek woman who trashes Mo. McDonald's

Big Mac Attack?

AP - Police in Kansas City, Mo., are looking for a woman who went on a rampage at a McDonald's because she didn't like her hamburger. Police said the woman caused thousands of dollars in damage on Dec. 27 when she became upset that the restaurant wouldn't refund her money.

(link) [Yahoo! News]

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01 Jan 2010
Redneck Vampire Attacks Trailer Park

I couldn't find either of my personal favorites to illustrate this bit of insanity: "Vampires Sell Children for Blood Money" or "Sassy the Gassy Pachyderm". So I settled for the "Bigfoot Love Slave" issue...

Google Books has saved for future generations the inimitable Weekly World News, which from 1979 to 2007 entertained the US with front page headlines such as "Aliens Settle In San Francisco", "Redneck Vampire Attacks Trailer Park" and "Giant Polar Monster Attacks Cruise Ship!".

(link) [The Register]

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15 Dec 2009
Cephalopod RV?

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Critics aim to sink Titanic ice cubes

Poor taste? I didn't know water had a taste...

The UK press has mobilised to express its dismay at a ice cube-making kit which produces miniature Titanics and accompanying icebergs.

(link) [The Register]

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08 Dec 2009
Police: Man dresses up as mom to withdraw cash

Paging Monty Python...

AP - Police said a Franklin man dressed up as his mother in an attempt to withdraw money from her bank account. Tita Nyambi, 25, was still at the Chase Bank in Franklin, in Somerset County, when police arrived Monday afternoon. Tellers called to report that a man wearing women's clothes and speaking in a high pitched voice was trying to withdraw money through the bank's drive-through window.

(link) [Yahoo! News: Top Stories]

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04 Dec 2009
Scientists think 'killer petunias' should join the ranks of carnivorous plants

Well that explains it: our missing barn cats! I told Lorraine to stick to marigolds!

Scientists from the Royal Botanic Gardens, Kew, and the Natural History Museum believe that carnivorous behavior in plants is far more widespread than previously thought, with many commonly grown plants -- such as petunias -- at least part way to being "meat eaters." A review paper, Murderous plants: Victorian Gothic, Darwin and modern insights into vegetable carnivory, is published today, December 4, 2009, in the Botanical Journal of the Linnean Society.

(link) [EurekAlert!]

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02 Dec 2009
Internet and journos fertilise scrotum-ripping drug panic

The headline alone demanded a post, but this may also be considered as indicative of the general silliness of modern civilization.

Google just returned me 4390 hits for mephedrone scrotum.

Durham police are finding out the hard way about the power of the internet to mislead, distort and amplify, as a relatively measured warning about a legal high gallops towards Snopesian urban myth status as the tale of a drug that makes you rip your bollocks off with your bare hands.

(link) [The Register]

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23 Nov 2009
English Shell Code Could Make Security Harder

Ah, the resemblance of script to prose! Remember the Unix command line for sex?

gawk; grep; unzip; touch; strip; init, uncompress, gasp; finger; find, route, whereis, which, mount; fsck; nice, more; yes; gasp; umount; head, halt, renice, restore, touch, whereis, which, route, mount, more, yes, gasp, umount, expand, ping, make clean; sleep

An anonymous reader writes to tell us that finding malicious code might have just become a little harder. Last week at the ACM Conference on Computer and Communications Security, security researchers Joshua Mason, Sam Small, Fabian Monrose, and Greg MacManus presented a method they developed to generate English shell code. Using content from Wikipedia and other public works to train their engine, they convert arbitrary x86 shell code into sentences that read like spam, but are natively executable. "In this paper we revisit the assumption that shell code need be fundamentally different in structure than non-executable data. Specifically, we elucidate how one can use natural language generation techniques to produce shell code that is superficially similar to English prose. We argue that this new development poses significant challenges for in-line payload-based inspection (and emulation) as a defensive measure, and also highlights the need for designing more efficient techniques for preventing shell code injection attacks altogether."

(link) [Slashdot]

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20 Nov 2009
Squatters Unite for World Toilet Day

Darn! I missed it! Here's some history.

Since 2001, November 19 has marked World Toilet Day as part of an effort to break the silence surrounding sanitation issues in both richer and poorer countries. The World Toilet Organisation's initiative for 2009 is The Big Squat, and participants have been getting down on their haunches for charity.

(link) [The Independent]

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