Wed, 06 Dec 2006

Flatulence forces plane to land

How do they know he was trying to disguise the "scent"? He could have been a terrorist who'd eaten a big bean burrito before takeoff with nefarious plans...

And if that was the case, could he still be charged with using a chemical warfare agent? Or does it depend on the variety of beans consumed?

AP - An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

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