Keith Richards out of his tree, in hospital

Q: How can you tell if the stage is level at a Rolling Stones concert?

A: Keith Richards is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has suffered a mild concussion while vacationing in Fiji and was flown to hospital in New Zealand as a precaution, a spokeswoman for the band said in a brief statement Saturday.

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