Wed, 09 Feb 2005

Va. Bill Sets Fine for Low-Riding Pants

The opposition to this bill is right: it probably won't pass constitutional muster, and it does limit individual freedoms in invasive ways. But ...

How refreshing would it be to be able to sit in an eatery and chow down without being forced to peer down the canyon behind some moron's asshole? Wouldn't it be nice if "plumbers crack" was again confined to tradesmen plying their craft?

Of course, there's bound to be some commercial oppostion to this: it would definitely cut into sales here.

AP - Virginians who wear their pants so low their underwear shows may want to think about investing in a stronger belt.

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