Fri, 08 Apr 2005

Thou paunchy lily-livered foot-licker!

Here are some extremely useful but obscure curses for dealing with politicians, bosses, ex-wives and the other assorted rudenesses that pass for life in the modern world.

  • Thou ruttish weak-hinged harpy!
  • Thou rank base-court haggard!
  • Thou haughty weather-bitten malignancy!
  • Thou gleeking horn-mad varlot!
  • Thou wenching boil-brained lout!
  • Thou paunchy shard-borne miscreant!
  • Thou purpled bat-fowling dewberry!
  • Thou puny dread-bolted scullion!
  • Thou spleeny rump-fed rudesby!
  • Thou spongy rough-hewn mumble-news!

And if those aren't enough for you, there are 388933 more, all available on demand at the Elizabethan Curse Generator.

via Laudator Temporis Acti

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