01 Oct 2003
Global Warming Causes Malaria

Ha! See what I mean! Not only does "marketing" cause diabetes, but "global warming" causes malaria! And here all this time I was under the impression that malaria was caused by parasites in the genus Plasmodium ...

Using this logic would force one to conclude that reading causes fascism: after all, if people couldn't read Mein Kampf, they could't be fascists! Ban reading now! Save the children!

Global Warming Deaths on the Rise. About 160,000 people die each year from malaria, malnutrition and other maladies caused by global warming, a new study says. Researchers estimate the number could almost double by 2020. [Wired News]

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