24 Apr 2006
Scientists find secret to gas-free beans

I'll pass ...

Two strains of bacteria are the key to making beans flatulence-free, Venezuelan researchers reported on Tuesday.

(link) [CNN.com]

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Blitzen Makes the Front Page

Blitzen in the petting Zoo, Sat 22 Apr 06

They neglected to mention it was the Hammerstead Farms Portable Petting Zoo, of course... I haven't advertised in the Reporter for over a year, so maybe they're trying to encourage me! Ha! Good luck, as I understand it requires money to buy advertising, and that's one commodity that's perpetually in short supply at Hammerstead Farms...

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